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I'll probably spend more time here now that G+ is dead. Time for another round of I guess. and player; I like and the (talk to me about !) fnord

One of the great tragedies of our time is that the words "discord" and "slack" have been taken over by dumb companies to use on their shitty closed chat apps.

#HailEris #PraiseBob

"I have never touched or seen another human IRL, my favorite color is pornography, I regularly "group chat" with seven other teens living either in Iceland or New York City about launching a fashion house, being in a cameo in an indie movie, then ceasing to exist." Jonny Meats is wanted for questioning. Jonny Meats is launching a Kickstarter to make an "old-school point-and-click adventure game" that will never see the light of day.

googling "what forms of magic strong against 2003 subaru outback"

My favourite genre is "better than it had any right to be"

Never trust someone who pronounces "quinoa" right.

I'll probably spend more time here now that G+ is dead. Time for another round of I guess. and player; I like and the (talk to me about !) fnord

one thing you’re cruelly exposed to when you hang around Millennial Christians™ is people casually opening their prayers with “hey daddy”

it’s really not something you quickly recover from

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

Guilt on spittle of ghost king like picture of a thieves.

I'm listening to the Aquabats because I love myself

fellas don't you hate it when you see a beautiful woman and she seems really into you, smooshes your cheeks up and kisses you on your completely bald head but when you close your eyes and go in to seal the deal she sprays you with seltzer and you realize that she's in fact the very same rabbit that you came into these woods to hunt in the first place, merely wearing a dress and makeup

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”
-Robert A. Heinlein

I had mentioned 10 days ago that my phone was seeing the near-infrared laser and here are the pictures!
There are stray reflections going everywhere, also there are other laser frequencies going out of the crystal in the cryogenic chamber (I see blue light by eye, it's the product of frequency doubling of the 800nm infrared).

And it's a good hint that wearing protective goggles is important even in you don't plan to put your face I'm front of any mirror.

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