ShanShen (uncommon riffraff) @ShanShen@weirder.earth

dont forget to moisturize your computer regularly

“It’s a funeral”, they said

“Wear black”, they said

“Who’s the idiot dressed as Zorro?”, they said

@cko get them a trenchcoat, though. so they can "play it cool"

@64pinecones you can train them to form a giant undulating mass and be the friend you always hoped for.

If you find a spider in your house, don't kill it! That spider has just as much of a right to lurk in the corner and eat bugs as you do

I guess Comcast is down? Good thing I am on that good ol' Canadian internet.

*Walks behind the maple tree and adjusts my fiber optic moose or whatever*

At your funeral I promise to read all of your good toot.

Friendly Reminder:

Back up your Follows, Blocks, and Mutes.

public officials should be required to use public transit for all official movement

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.

Watch for it everywhere.

[relatable content for good children june 30 2018 early edition]

A SLOVENLY CHILD: oh boy, that was a good meal, time to go outside and play, abandoning my dishes on the table and not washing my hands!

YOU (A GOOD CHILD): anything I've touched must be cleansed with fire lest it fall into the hands of my enemies, who can fashion a totem from any crumb that touched my lips and bend the universe against me through the connection I once had with it... I must move through this world without a trace

@64pinecones Why isn't this marked nsfw

I'm an influencer on Instagram. Here's one of my beach photos:

*buys thing on Amazon*

“Based on your buying history, here are more of the thing”

But I already have the thing

“Other people recommend these same things”

But I have the thing

“And different colors of the thing”

But I...

“Here are 86 variations of the thing”

Amazon stop

reposting that with the story that goes with it, my #freebsd media box kept mysteriously rebooting, no amount of debugging or tracing seemed to pick up the spurious restarts. It turns out my 2yo "expert" loved the flashing lights as it started up, and found out how to hard reset it. 3 months of wondering wtf was happening until I filmed this.