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A plastic bottle of coffee concentrate crashed to the floor this morning. 😱 So I had to clean the floor.
This afternoon:
<looks around>
I guess I should clean the cupboards.
<looks up>
God dammit.
@Fritillaria2 I once helped a friend clean green chia kombucha off her kitchen ceiling. Those little seeds are like glue.
@compostablespork I suppose coffee is easy by comparison, though maybe more heartbreaking. I very briefly considered if I could salvage some of the coffee somehow before mopping it up.
@Fritillaria2 Good point! I was not even tempted to try to salvage the chia seeds...