Keybase proof time! Decis can also be found at https://keybase.io/deciare
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Decis like blankets, and chewing things, especially blankets. Also pillows. Also office chairs. Also their own hand, clothes, etc.
Decis also like nuzzling things, especially if those things are not potentially toxic polyethylene beads. We bought a pillow specifically because I liked the feel of nuzzling it at the store, and it turned out to be full of that stuff.
All 4 times we've been to an airport over the past several weeks, we have craved ramen. All 4 times, we were denied, including one time where there was good ramen, and we were standing right at the place for ordering it, but had to run because of boarding time stupidity. (Who boards over an HOUR before the flight departs?)
But today, for lunch, justice shall be done! *slurps instant noodles*
Gigabytes of RAM your infrastructure minimally requires & hours of sleep per night:
- 8 is optimal for most use cases.
- 6 can lead to barely perceptible degradation in performance.
- 4 can seem fine at first, but will make you unhappy long term.
- 10 is just showing off.
- 12 is overcompensating for some other issue.
happy holidays, peeps
hope you're having the warmest, cuddliest time with your loved ones
cheers ✨💖✌️🌸 #ChristmasDay
Christmas Tree by Boris Groh https://mckitterick.tumblr.com/post/181367216855
"Now that I've captured the Chosen Hero I can exact my evil plan! First, I'll transform his body to be like my demon minions-"
"Honestly the only reason I'm out here is because my family kept telling me to man up and the like, so one day I bought a cheap sword and pretended I found it in a forest. Basically ran away with their blessing."
"Can I be one of those succubi? With the hips? I dream of that a lot."
pitch: a Mastodon/Pleroma frontend trick that makes your posts show up in the timeline on your end immediately, but not send out to the server for a configurable delay (maybe 20s by default) so that if you decide to delete them before that interval expires, they're never even sent to the server at all and have no chance of escaping into the wilds of the fediverse
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deci (n.) A creature that nests in blankets. May bite if stimulated.
A group of decis draw near! Command?
[ Attack | Feed | Pet | Stimulate | Flee ]
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