**Dzukmoji w/ Tactical Grips** @dzuk · 2018-06-28T14:50:59Z

Dzukmoji w/ Tactical Grips @dzuk

The months have been renamed sorry I don't make the rules

June = Pride Month
July = 2nd Pride Month
August = 3rd Pride Month
September = 4th Pride Month
October = Spooky Pride Month
November = 6th Pride Month
December = 7th Pride Month
January = 8th Pride Month
February = 9th Pride Month
March = 10th Pride Month
April = 11th Pride Month
May = 12th Pride Month

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**Noccinelle** @Nocta@eldritch.cafe · Jun 28, 2018, 14:54

**Noccinelle** @Nocta@eldritch.cafe · Jun 28, 2018, 14:54

@dzuk Sppoky pride month *_*

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 15:01

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 15:01

@dzuk Yeah let's just completely alienate the majority of the population 🤷

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 28, 2018, 15:15

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 28, 2018, 15:15

@brandon @dzuk the majority of the population are fine with proprietary software and facebook spying on them, stop alienating them

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 15:21

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 15:21

@troubleMoney @dzuk If someone wants to use and is more comfortable with using proprietary software, I'm not going to rag on them, or say that they don't get their time to shine

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 15:23

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 15:23

@troubleMoney @dzuk Hell, I use proprietary software and Facebook myself, so it wouldn't make sense...unless I enjoyed practicing self-deprecation, which I don't

Jun 28, 2018, 16:41

Jun 28, 2018, 16:41

@brandon @dzuk

"what we gave you people a month and you want to jokingly have pride in yourselves the WHOLE YEAR?! UNACCEPTABLE"

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 16:47

**Linux Liaison** @brandon@fosstodon.org · Jun 28, 2018, 16:47

@sydneyfalk @dzuk My point is not in the joke itself, but considering pride as something that only the LGBTQ+ community can have

Jun 28, 2018, 16:49

Jun 28, 2018, 16:49

@brandon @dzuk

as the old joke goes, Children's Day is *every* day

and White Straight Cis Male Pride Day is *every* day

and this was a *joke*

and you see, we only make these jokes about straight people because they are so austerely secure in their identity that they cannot possibly be offended

**Huge Orc Fan** @targrus@lgbt.io · Jun 28, 2018, 15:03

**Huge Orc Fan** @targrus@lgbt.io · Jun 28, 2018, 15:03

@dzuk spooky pride month! 🤘

**Sebastian** @webmind@social.weho.st · Jun 28, 2018, 15:24

**Sebastian** @webmind@social.weho.st · Jun 28, 2018, 15:24

@dzuk esp. October seems very American :)

**kiilas** @kiilas@computerfairi.es · Jun 28, 2018, 15:59

**kiilas** @kiilas@computerfairi.es · Jun 28, 2018, 15:59

@dzuk November 31st = Techbro Pride Day

**trying :crt_w_noise:** @xyzzy@cybre.space · Jun 28, 2018, 18:41

**trying :crt_w_noise:** @xyzzy@cybre.space · Jun 28, 2018, 18:41

@dzuk i am offended you didn't give more of these silly sequel names.

may i propose, for example:
July = Pride Month 2: Electric Boogaloo
August = Pride Month 3: The Revenge
September = Pride Month 4: Attack of the Pride Month

etc.

**Dzukmoji w/ Tactical Grips** @dzuk · Jun 28, 2018, 18:42

**Dzukmoji w/ Tactical Grips** @dzuk · Jun 28, 2018, 18:42

@xyzzy oh gods electric boogaloo... whenever someone utters that phrase the red mist descends slightly... e_e

**Gadfly (-booq-)** @gaditb@icosahedron.website · Jun 28, 2018, 18:43

**Gadfly (-booq-)** @gaditb@icosahedron.website · Jun 28, 2018, 18:43

@dzuk "We've had ONE Pride Month, yes..."

**Janna** @jannamark@octodon.social · Jun 28, 2018, 23:47

**Janna** @jannamark@octodon.social · Jun 28, 2018, 23:47

@dzuk Wait, which month is pumpkin pie spice month, again? When is lacy lingerie month, wasn't it unaccountably during the coldest month of the year? #confused

**Nausicaä bas la hiérarchie** @Nausicaa@eldritch.cafe · Jun 29, 2018, 15:20

**Nausicaä bas la hiérarchie** @Nausicaa@eldritch.cafe · Jun 29, 2018, 15:20

@dzuk When is the pride month month, the month dedicated to pride months ?

**Pebbles 😸** @pebbles@toot.lynxpebbles.me · Jun 29, 2018, 15:35

**Pebbles 😸** @pebbles@toot.lynxpebbles.me · Jun 29, 2018, 15:35

@dzuk And every 4 years we get a bonus pride day as well =D