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It does kinda strike me as a good title for a short fiction collection, though. I dunno, I might start writing more.

Tonight I spoke at an open mic and introduced my pieces as "true excerpts from fictional memoirs" which is just a very precious way of saying "these were based on dreams".

food, etymology, shitpost 

My radiator is tuned at just the right flow that when it leaks it sounds like distant Spring birdsong. :swallow_bird: :blobcatheart:

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It's almost winter in my assigned hemisphere, so time to make Nana's .

At one point I secreted away this in an area I wrote for a MUD, but it's time to share out in the open.

(transcript in link)

toomanybees.com/storytime/nana

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lewd 

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Has anyone designed an interesting error code system in @rustlang besides rustc itself? Any learnings or example code I can look at? I'm trying to design the error system for a CLI application that also has an API.

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Check out this fungus my friend @alanrockefeller discovered!
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"Here is an interesting bioluminescent fungus I found this summer in the maple forest near Talpa de Allende, Jalisco, Mexico. I found it a few times, only growing on Podocarpus matudae jaliscanus, a rare conifer that only grows in one place in the world. It was just mycelium, no mushrooms, so i will need to sequence it to figure out what it is."

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the screaming lady vs salad cat meme but its every white fb user crying: "ITS MY RIGHT TO AGREE TO DISAGREE TO YOUR RIGHTS TO LIFE, ACCESS TO EDUCATION, MEDICATION, AND HOUSING."

me, salad cat: "Its your right, but you're still a shitty person."

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label yourself on the CUDDLE COMPASS (or don't! it's up to you!)

Selfie, staring you down 

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Illness, gross 

wait WAIT wait wait, hooooold up:

In the universe, is food accurately sized (as in a large acorn is the size of a mouse's head) or is food scaled down as a part of anthropomorphizing each animal?

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Monday? Great day to get 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth' stuck in your head.

When I see the CW "blocks, mutes, filters" the first place my brain goes is music production before I remember I'm on a social media site

food 

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