i showed my friend joots (jean boots) and the he showed me the jower (jean power) of joutlets (jean outlets)
@hundredsofdeadrats imgaining these in a humid environment and reeling
@hundredsofdeadratsOver here we call them jockets (jean sockets)
*checks notifications* glad to see you can still summon the entire fediverse at the very mention of denim
@hundredsofdeadrats jights witch
@hundredsofdeadrats thats just asking for a house fire
@hundredsofdeadrats So you can experience the comfort of living inside someone else's pants.
@hundredsofdeadrats This feels like a fire safety problem.
@BalooUriza do not worry i am sure they use safety denim
@hundredsofdeadrats Interesting but may he a fire risk? xD
@RebeccaDeersweet Our denim is guaranteed 100% fire free for the first 6 months.