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How... do people tolerate smoking? Like the smell?

Someone tossed a smoldering butt in a trash can this morning. It was starting to smoke a lot, so I pulled it out and smothered it.

Fast forward 20 minutes. I get to work and I can still smell it. An hour later and the stink is STILL clinging somehow.

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pic of my canvas. it's pretty all-right. Hoping after it's dried it might look better xD

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...did I really just try and Ctrl+S after drawing something with a pencil? I don't even draw that much!

"Your order is only 7 stops away"

And it damn well better be. I NEED that printer filament, and if it doesn't arrive today I will chase down that delivery truck like a chromed-out war boy.

...how much volume of whipped cream could I get if I emptied a can all at once?

Okay, I think I'm prepared in case I need to help some GROWN ASS ADULTS with FULL-TIME JOBS to get rid of a harmless spider.

Some days, I just do not get this printer. The same model that SHOULD print fine laying flat fails every time, but seems to be doing okay standing up like a balanced pencil.

Maybe I should take up alchemy instead. More internally consistent, and I have gold to show for my effort.

While looking up possible ways to keep the squirrels out of the avocado tree, I kind of wonder if it'd be easier to just feed the little bastards. Like, maybe they'll end up too well fed to even climb the tree?

Holy cow, this filament grab bag. Is it just me or is it prideful in here?

My wife tells me the hummingbirds like my feeders so much, they made a nest in our apple tree.

"I guess this makes you... *shades* ...a sugar daddy."

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sometimes @jimtron and I get down a rabbit hole of brainstorming how to make things. Today's product idea was a working magic 8-ball beach ball...

"I've been to a drunken LAN party, a family barbeque, and an anime convention, and that's the silliest thing about boobs I've heard shouted in a nearby room."

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On Thursday, Arizona repealed a 1991 law banning teachers from suggesting there are safe ways to have gay sex, or portraying "homosexuality as a positive alternative life-style."

At least 6 other states have curriculum laws around LGBTQ issues.

I've heard some douchebags say having a father carry a baby (especially a daughter) is one of the most emasculating things you can imagine.

A sentiment that's rather cut off at the knees when said father is taking said daughter to the hardware store to buy 10-24 threaded rods for use in a Nerf rifle "not intended for users under age 14."

My phone has a hairline crack that wasn't there last night. Doesn't get much more Monday than that.

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