mdmarron @mdmarron@weirder.earth

I drove on my own for the first time today. Visited a friend who lives six or seven miles from my house, but who I rarely ever see because I had no way of going to where she lives.

I’ve really missed seeing her like I used to when we were in uni together. We don’t see one another often enough, and I haven’t been able to support her through some really tough times beyond emotional support, because it’s not like I could come over with a pot of chili if I couldn’t get there.

Having some time to myself! Don’t need other geese to enjoy a parking lot! #GooseReport

Please note that I took this photo before the snow storm started, earlier this morning. I assume the geese are somewhere more sheltered now!

I don’t know what this is, but I’m going to stand on it! #GooseReport

I was out for sushi in Eagan the other day and drove past a school for six-month-olds. Not six-year-olds. Six-MONTH-olds.

Rich people are weird.

had the weird realization that my childhood was apparently not typical; in particular, ZERO of my cis man coworkers EVER tried to summon the devil in ANY form

do cis guys not do that? is this the real cultural socialization I’ve heard so much about???

You want to go on the path? No! Geese territory now! #GooseReport

Ooops, I just realized I put the wrong goose pic! Here’s the actual goose pic.

We’re angry! In a parking lot! #GooseReport

#GooseReport for today - two beautiful geese! They went to two different ponds and then honked at each other from their respective ponds before moving in together :)

This is my dating profile :V

No geese today! :( I checked all three ponds in the morning and during lunch, but no luck. Plenty of signs they were around, though!

I was going to post an April Fools goose report with ducks, but unfortunately the ducks weren’t around today.

So here’s a regular #GooseReport instead!

Also, I forgot how many drunk people there are running around at 6pm on a Saturday!

I walked around the U of M campus with my sib today, introducing them to various things. We saw quite a few turkeys! I remember seeing many of them when I was in school, glad to know they’re doing well. :)

Goose report: still goosing around!

You Will Answer by Evan Greer fucking slaps, man.

🎵You cannot serve God and Mammon🎵if it’s Mammon that you choose🎵you will answer on that Judgement Day🎵

(I enjoy eschatological music in general, but it’s quite different from Part III: The Lamb and the Dragon, for instance :V)

The Geese Report: still goosin’ it.

me: what should I do tomorrow

the giant insect or possibly swam of insects that talks to me in my dreams and tells me endtimes are coming: 🦗start the apocalypse🦗

me: don’t know why I even bother