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Attention #Seattle I just gave a dude with a pickup truck bed full of cherries directions to Pike Street so the season is now open, you know what to do
@nein09 Set up the distance markers for pit-spitting competitions!
@clew I live on a really quiet street and so maybe I should chalk a circle right in the middle and go to town.
@clew Maybe I could stand in the circle and spit out
@nein09 ... I think you need a long thing, not a round thing, to do Buffon's needle, but with the *stems* you could estimate.... cherry pi.
(Try the veal.)