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Level of distraction is currently 1 drink spilled across my desk every day since Monday.

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Chaotic good trait: I am 100% the person who resets the clocks when they are wrong, regardless as to where or who owns them.

New life problem. I can't read or hear the word "crumble" without my brain turning on the Old Gregg voice and saying "I did a crumble. Teacher said mine was the best one."


One of my favorite things on this earth my be talking through and dissecting recipes, and figuring out what things I would change. Especially when I'm doing it with a friend.

My coworker just brought me some food he was excited about and wanted ideas about how to improve, and we're now parsing how to make it better. It's just so fun!

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fuck what recipes say, measure garlic with your heart

How do people figure out what they want to be when they grow up?

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If you wear glasses, are they clean? Take a moment and clean them up so you can see a little better.

Been in my own little disconnected space for a bit. How have y’all been and what did I miss?

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omg that was the metal horns... live long and prosper second attempt :vulcan_hmn_g1:

oh yeah and while I'm here

HAIL SATAN :metal_hmn_g1:

Today is going so slowly I feel like I'm in a weird time warp.

Tfw you didn’t realize the anime you were binging was still ongoing and you catch up to the present. 😭

Break to acquire caffeine and fresh air. A+ move for this afternoon.

It is a gross and rainy day. Can I please go back to bed and watch tv with my pets?

Deep cleaned the apartment. Made delicious food. Had a campfire with friends. And just found out the cutie I’ve been talking to also likes wrestling. This day went pretty darn well.

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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results."*

Goes for work as well as life. Seeing the patterns in my professional life and using them as a reminder to keep moving.

*I like that quote. I also think it's interesting that it is apparently misattributed to Einstein.

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