I’m still sick. Someone come make me cookies and pet my head.
Being super sick means one thing: I just ordered groceries to be delivered like some fancy person so I could stop ordering soup like a college student.
How much do you think ring announcers practice to come up with things like “Jay White has shovels for hands”
Jeff Cobb has such a beautiful standing moonsault.
In case you weren’t already aware... I fucking love wrestling.
Another first world wrestling problem: your current faves all being in a match against one another. Now that poses some serious swag-wearing problems.
You know you have too many wrestling favorites when you can’t decide whose swag to wear to a show.
Y’all, I got my hair done today and it smells so good I cannot tell you how much I just want to swish it around.
Things watching wrestling makes me think (I apologize now, lewd-adjacent) Show more
I know he's married and just had a baby, but I just want to touch his thighs.
This statement inspired by the knowledge that Brody King is going to be at (in?) a drag show this weekend, and he has my favorite Frankenstein tattoo and one I am sorely tempted to duplicate on his thigh.
Why do I keep trying to use birdsite? It should theoretically be part of my work, but man I don't even want to spend time near that trash fire.
Aaaaand I jinxed myself. There is a gaggle of 20+ elementary schoolers approaching the front door and parading past my window.... 🙃
I'm fairly certain that I am the only person other than the librarian currently in this library.
An 80s teen mag spread relevant to more than a few of you
Oh no! School is letting out and apparently I've accidentally parked myself in the teen section of this library.
I'm 1000% too stubborn to move, so I hope these noise cancelling headphones work.
Just listened to audio I should have waited for and now I’m crying in the coffee shop. Whoops!
New rule for myself: treat yourself the way the Fab 5 would tread you.