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Got mistaken for a musician today. Well, I mean, I am one, but it’s the first time someone’s thought I looked like one so that’s nice

Make your pride event s accessible!

#PrideMonth  #Pride2019  #AccessIsLove

ok I lied I’d be ok without the space part as long as we have gay automated luxury communism. Up your, muskafarians

I won’t compromise on any of these points. Full automation. Luxury gayness. Spacey communism. We need it all.

also just a reminder that it’s not too late for fully automated luxury gay space communism

hey it’s your boy, just tryin to make good shitposts in a kleptocratic world

what if the wizard was in you all along? 🤔 🧙🏼‍♂️

2078: year of the jorts

*camera pans across flooded plain*
Narrator: everyone knew that climate change meant things heating up... but they didn’t know /how/ hot

*camera stops on a pair of oiled and muscular men making out in jorts*

man, drawing back passionately: oh James, like the polar ice caps my heart has melted, irreversibly.

James: and like the ocean floor, I released methane, trapping solar energy in the atmosphere

man: WTF

meanwhile go forth and create private worlds of delight 🧙🏼‍♂️ ✨ 🌎 ✨

if you Be Normal good enough they will never catch on!! True story

don’t forget to perform Normativity in public today! The masses can’t handle our weird & wonderful inner lives 😉

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