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Mario——Luigi
(Main) (Side)
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Wario——Waluigi
(Alt) (Left out of games)

Fred——-Wilma
(Main) (Side)
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Barney—-Betty
(Alt) (Left out of vitamins)

joke 

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A police officer was visiting a grade school class to talk about the topic of heroism. He asked the kids: “Who are your heroes?”

Most of the kids offered replies such as “spider man!” or “TV stars!” or “rappers!”

But one little girl quietly raised her hand and said: “My heroes are my parents.”

This impressed the officer, so he asked: “Why are your parents heroes?”

The girl replied: “Because they just torched your precinct while you were busy here talking about bullshit, you fucking pig.”

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fbi agent: so why exactly did you say you were "going to get all gakked up on Mucinex DM and drive a 1976 ford pinto into the pentagon" what did that mean
me, drinking out of a 64 ounce big gulp: i just thought saying that kicked ass and ruled mostly

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more wikipedia biographies should have sections like 'enjoyment of birds'

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a cop posted a nude on a gay porn subreddit and the highest rated comment is acab

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real talk though, how do Squidward and Spongebob pay a mortgage on 2 story houses with just minimum wage as fast food workers

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you are in her dms asking for feet pics
i am in her dms giving her FOSS apps
we are not the same

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:Trek: 

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my favorite thing is when rich people seem to honestly believe that nobody but them has thought of the idea of getting rich before

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I think the mii channel music is genuinely one of the best videogame songs ever written and you can fucking fight me on it im not scared of you

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mastodon is a text-based animal crossing mmo

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Hey if anyone else here has the time to do so, can you go report this GoFundMe campaign? It's for the shit head who was arrested in Samoa helping to spread lies about vaccines and directly leading to the deaths of 63 people - most of whom are children.

gofundme.com/f/free-edwin-tama

The campaign fraudulently states he was there to help kids recover from the measles. But his treatment consists of giving them Vitamins A and C - a totally useless concoction. I've already reported it, but more would be great.

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man fuck work, all I wanna do is dedicate my life to becoming the ultimate warrior. but no, capitalism doesn't care about the pursuit of raw strength

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@em darth mail is darth maul’s dear abby column where he replies to thoughtful questions with grunts and double-lightsaber sounds

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so i've been interested by people doing internet office hours and was considering holding office hours for bike maintenance/commuting advice? is this a thing folks would be into?

(it's probably not the best season in the northern hemisphere for this, especially seeing the drop-off in attendance at the local bike co-op, but maybe a good time to try out the logistics and see if it's a thing)

boosts appreciated!

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we’re glad that you’ve enjoyed using Mastodon up until this point, but we need to make sure your copy is unique and legal. please, enter the Secret Passcode found in the instruction booklet that came with your disc

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obi-wan and darth mail decide to make up and let qui-gons be bygones

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