A police officer was visiting a grade school class to talk about the topic of heroism. He asked the kids: “Who are your heroes?”
Most of the kids offered replies such as “spider man!” or “TV stars!” or “rappers!”
But one little girl quietly raised her hand and said: “My heroes are my parents.”
This impressed the officer, so he asked: “Why are your parents heroes?”
The girl replied: “Because they just torched your precinct while you were busy here talking about bullshit, you fucking pig.”
Hey if anyone else here has the time to do so, can you go report this GoFundMe campaign? It's for the shit head who was arrested in Samoa helping to spread lies about vaccines and directly leading to the deaths of 63 people - most of whom are children.
The campaign fraudulently states he was there to help kids recover from the measles. But his treatment consists of giving them Vitamins A and C - a totally useless concoction. I've already reported it, but more would be great.
@em darth mail is darth maul’s dear abby column where he replies to thoughtful questions with grunts and double-lightsaber sounds
so i've been interested by people doing internet office hours and was considering holding office hours for bike maintenance/commuting advice? is this a thing folks would be into?
(it's probably not the best season in the northern hemisphere for this, especially seeing the drop-off in attendance at the local bike co-op, but maybe a good time to try out the logistics and see if it's a thing)
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