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As an expat living in Canada, the more I live here, the more I'm convinced I'm actually stuck in some kind of cryptic horror nightmare country that's subtly and slowly eating away at me.

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HRT but for antler- wait i did this joke already

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To all the young people of Mastodon: I know we joke around a lot, and I respect you all as adults, but I will say that I AM a bit older than most of you, I've been around the block a few times, and looking back on my twenties, I badly regret not learning any sleight of hand magic.

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i read through the ActivityPub standard and i think i understand some of it now, at least? Not sure what to do with that information.

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A hall full of ppl chittering nervously in the dark. A loud pop as a spotlight turns on, revealing me with a headset on. The crowd goes quiet.
"Dragons." I say.
I slowly pace across the length of the stage, stopping at the far edge.
"Dragons." I say. The crowd seems terrified.
I walk to the center of the stage, raising my arms above my head.
"DRAGOOOOOOOONNNNNNS" i yell
They applaud for 10 minutes before the lights go out.

ph - 

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Fedi generation poll, boost for maximimun demographic analysis

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Very short story I wrote 

Very short story I wrote 

Very short story I wrote 

mh, ~ 

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