@moss I dig the “best of” boosts
A hall full of ppl chittering nervously in the dark. A loud pop as a spotlight turns on, revealing me with a headset on. The crowd goes quiet.
"Dragons." I say.
I slowly pace across the length of the stage, stopping at the far edge.
"Dragons." I say. The crowd seems terrified.
I walk to the center of the stage, raising my arms above my head.
"DRAGOOOOOOOONNNNNNS" i yell
They applaud for 10 minutes before the lights go out.
Very short story I wrote
The traveler is weary, the road is long, and the sun hangs like a golden medallion in the sky. As the wind whispers its secrets to the flaxen fields, our traveler is visited by a small bird. The bird flutters to the shoulder of the traveler and drops a small string there. The traveler quickly snatches the thread and ties it into a knot.
The traveler exclaims, “Aha! Surely now I have captured you!”
@Red love the new avi
Often gives awful tech tips and absurd security ideas.
Has yet to finish writing anything, has started some things.
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