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What do we want?

Lazy evaluation!

When do we want it?

Only when it is needed!!!!

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I've seen the greatest minds of my generation on fire near the Tannhäuser Gate.

don't make fun of people who aren't hurting anyone goddammit

My partner bought some prints of the Grand Tour posters for our bedroom and I just finished putting them in frames. I am super excited!

selfies I forgot I took (no ec) boosts +++ 

Don't say you're looking for a rockstar software developer unless you're willing to see some of your office furniture go through a windowpane once in a while.


"hi i'm told you are looking for a rockstar developer. so uh, do you provide in-house pyrotechnics or should i call my guy?"

@tcql @djsundog

“I’m more of a ninja developer. Which is why your CEO has been dead for half an hour now.”

dysphoria is a poor name for it. one might as well enter "hunger" into the ICD-12 and prescribe "balanced macro and micro nutrients".

a well-nurtured, tested, and self-calibrated intrinsic awareness of self, and the drive to realize it, is not an "affliction". it's a purpose.

Short-term :

I sing an embarrassingly large number of songs that I improvise live. The genre is predominantly a genre that disappeared with the arrival of the radio and wax cylinder because folks got embarrassed.

I once released an album of songs entirely focused on 💩

I not only do NaNoWriMo, I'm one of the regional organizers (MLs).

I'm big in to introspection and self-growth.

woman goes to doctor. says she lost her house in the divorce. doctor says, don't marry American women. woman says "but doctor I am the American woman"

Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

I care A LOT about the COC for my instances, there's a reason I link to them often. I make a lot of dumb jokes on here but the reason I'm open book on main, use my real name, and take things seriously because the! Number! One! Reason! people left twitter is because it felt unsafely moderated! Trust is extremely important! If your users cannot trust you, YOU ARE A BAD ADMIN.

feelings, self-love 

When I was eight or nine, we started noticing Mediterranean house geckos like this one, and I was very concerned that this invasive species would displace my beloved anoles (though, I also thought that geckos were pretty rad, so I was conflicted).

In the new house, they seem to be doing a good job of sharing the space with the anoles basking in the sun and the geckos taking the night shift.

Happy wife happy life wife happy wife happy life life.

my personality test / icon creator is done !!! find out what you look like

(RTs appreciated!)

Also @mcmoots came to this wedding and looked fabulous and danced in the hamburger shoes and did not die, exhibit A:

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