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I've seen the greatest minds of my generation on fire near the Tannhäuser Gate.

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tired: no bezels
wired: oops! all bezels

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USpol; v cynical; pay it no mind, children Show more

Uspol shitpost Show more

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Boycotting the National Zoo after none of the animals stood for the anthem playing from the boombox on my shoulder.

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Replacing my eyeballs w/ plastic straws to own the libs.

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Some bad things in Computer Science:
1. Codebases where every variable name is one character
2. Optimizing all of you functions in advance for the sake of optimization
3. Giving cryptography advice without considering the recipient's threat model

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Working on my own #DeckofManyThings for my #dungeonsanddragons / #pathfinder game!

This one is "The Void!"

“This black card spells disaster. Your soul is drawn from your body and contained in an object in a place of the DM’s choice. One or more powerful beings guard the place.”

Keep up with WIPs and updates on my #patreon!
#art #myart #illustration #mastoart #digitalart #tarot

If I were to set up a pixelfed instance, would people want to use it? It looks like I can probably run it on Linode for $5-$10/month so server costs wouldn't be too big of a problem, maybe someone just mails me some beer once in a while?

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Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

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#VisibleWoman I also recently started to play with Procreate and draw the fun ideas of my friend especially when she is mansplained penguins :D

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Broke: the reason all past socialist governments have failed is because socialism is a fundamentally flawed ideology
Woke: the reason all past socialist governments have failed is because of violent overthrow and intentional sabotage at the hands of capitalist nations
Bespoke: the reason all past socialist governments have failed is because their structure was not decentralized enough, making their positions of power vulnerable to infiltration from CIA agents and other imperialist forces

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A friend just shared a screenshot of a tweet that's perfectly in line with what I was talking about this morning.

You can have a PhD in physics and still forget a basic word like "photon." And when you do, what comes to your mind might be a Germanic construction like "shiny crumb."

I absolutely love "shiny crumb" and I wish to nominate it for the new Germanic alternative to this Greek word.

So, a friend of mine is looking for a new dev job. The specific wrinkle is that she wants some sort of assurance or sign that the job isn’t going to be somewhere that has a toxic work culture. She doesn’t want to get stuck with a bad boss. Are any of you hiring or know of a place that is hiring that has a good work culture? Remote positions preferred. (Boosts encouraged)

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As for me and my house, I shall loudly sing the Katamari Damacy theme song while my toddler furiously pushes a yoga ball around the house knocking everything over.

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Your boss makes money by not paying you for the full value of your labour.

Pass it on...

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the only way you would say shit like "why do guns in movies have infinite ammo" would be if you actually hated films and were getting pissed off at the idea of someone making something that wasn't real life

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The little plush spider again, this time in brown.

Hey quick baby watch update. The Mrs is still very pregnant. We had another round of contractions today and some more dilation, but nothing productive so she’s now resting at home. This is the roughest part of the pregnancy.