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What do we want?

Lazy evaluation!

When do we want it?

Only when it is needed!!!!

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I've seen the greatest minds of my generation on fire near the Tannhäuser Gate.

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@ross he felt oppressed by this identity which is why he created the first incel in fiction: Socrates

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sir, we need to align the chakras in the fission core immediately or there'll be an unplanned aura excursion that they'll feel from here to Atlantis, and the groundwater contaminated with dolphin sparkles for a thousand years

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selfie / ec (human & feline) 

selfie / ec (human & feline) 

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I dont remember what my daughter asked me initially but I told her to guess and she sighed and said "America is racist".

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Y’all profess, and rightfully so, that billionaires should not exist, conglomerates should not exist, labor is entitled to ALL fruits of its labor. So why are their Chinese billionaires? Why are there China owned conglomerates? Why are there suicidal sweatshops propping up these conglomerates both domestic and abroad? Maybe, just maybe, China is as dedicated to the ideals of Marxism and the US is to the ✌🏽Free Market✌🏽

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Tankies get the hypocrisy of a hyper capitalist state relying on a self described Communist country for cheap labor and market access. Do y’all really not see the two Spidermen pointing at each other with a Country supposedly structured around Marxian ideals selling its prison labor, it’s citizenry, it’s surveillance infrastructure to those same Hyper Capitalist nations FOR capital. I feel like some dude wrote a pamphlet or something about that🤔.

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RT @julianpopov@twitter.com

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

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heifer.org/gift-catalog/index.

Cool thing I just found out about. Great idea for gifting some of these things in honour of people. I also really like that you can buy 'shares' of gifts for much cheaper, so if you want to contribute to something worthwhile but don't have much cash to spare, you can still do that ^.^

Tired of old phone interfaces that don’t induce constant tremors of body horror? Well, I’ve got the phone for you.

newscientist.com/article/22204

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imposing a $350 fine for awooing will simply create a system where awooing is basically legal for the wealthy. we call this class the Awoorgeoisie

Look at this accidental face left when I tore off the sticker. Just look at it!

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I met a beautiful friend who was stuck in the sand at the shoreline and we hung out for a while until he dried off

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spent the better part of the day theming my phone's home screen...

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RT @TubeTimeUS@twitter.com

now THIS is my kind of Python book. apologies to the fine folks at O'Reilly. 😂

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