Thousands of years from now, alien archeologists will be digging through the remains of human civilization. "What do you think killed them off?" "It appears to have been a 'gender reveal announcement'."
@vector *cuts into a cake* it is... CTHULHU!
@distel the gender reveal announcement for my twins will be so over the top that it will be an extinction level even. Suck on that Karen from accounting.
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