(Since this post got repeated, which is cool — always happy to get my public posts repeated/boosted — I was just goofing around and I need to clarify that serious job offers will be considered. Uh, only for those who would consider hiring someone like me who is admittedly a little bit too much of a snob for a job and too dear for a career. Still could use the money to buy ice cream and dope♥)
@sunstone I’m too cool for school, too much of a jerk for work, too smart for art, too sublime for crime, too loyal to be royal, too hip to trip, too wack to hack, too much on fire to hire, too much in need to lead, too bitchin’ for the kitchen, too sweet for the street, too mean for the green, too nice for the ice, too me for the sea, too much charm for the farm…
It’s a real problem, I don’t have a lot of options.